Pavise Law & Tech

We are a law firm.

206‑207‑1810 — Do not call us.

Representation is not available.

Staff

A litigator’s litigator. Licensed in Washington. Speaks English, tech, French, and criminal code.

Former funeral director. Discovery whisperer. Devoted mother.

Several additional staff members declined to be listed here due to reasons of professional discretion and personal safety.

Empty nester. Immigrant. CPA by day, law student by night. Speaks Russian, tax code, and reasonable doubt.

Specializes in Olympic‑class high jumps and window surveillance.

Fluent in Arabic meows and certified in alley‑level dispute resolution.

Eternal muse, sentient sun-dial, and oversaw 14 years of moral guidance. Forever in chambers.

Q: Pavise? Paveesi? Pay‑veese?: A: Yes. It’s a medieval shield, commonly held by Italian crossbowmen. The name is meant to evoke erudition and the concept of defense—from criminal charges.
Q: How do I pronounce “Bouchtia”?: A: However you just tried was incorrect.
Q: Are you accepting new clients?: A: No.
Q: Seriously??: A: I will only consider matters referred by another attorney, or if you know the pass code. Good luck!